Revenge is sweet.
Posted by veatariel at 10:15 PM on August 23, 2004.
For some strange reason, my mom bought a Gila monster for my little brother. And they are going to kill it some time much later to be donated to the school science lab...
okay...
Then today it escaped. And it took them 2 hours to find it.
Bwahahahah.
The actual text message from my mom:
DA YAYAS WER RUNING AROUND DA HAUS LKE PLAYGROUND. DEY USED NET, PLANGANA, N PAIL N STIK. WE WER HIDNG N COMPUTER ROOM. WE WER VRY SCARED. IT HAS 2 DIE 2MORO.
translation:
THE MAIDS WERE RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE IT WAS A PLAYGROUND. THEY USED A NET, WASHBASIN AND PAIL AND STICK (TO CATCH IT). WE WERE HIDING IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. WE WERE VERY SCARED. IT HAS TO DIE TOMORROW.
When it initially escaped, I messaged my mother: "Do you know the bite of a Gila monster is poisonous?"
Of course this is utter bullshit and I don't know for sure but I do know the bite is painful. ^_~ I'm a mean person.
This is payback to my parents today after I fought with them. I was pissed that they took my beloved Weinstein Acoustic guitar and built a few *ahem* enhancements into it without telling me because my dad and his so-called band will be performing using it and MY candy-apple-red electric guitar WITHOUT permission that THEY PERSUADED me not to bring to the dorms.
Revenge is sweet.
---
Guess who? I drew this when I got bored in *gasp* Theology class.
LOOK! Animated Hansons!
okay...
Then today it escaped. And it took them 2 hours to find it.
Bwahahahah.
The actual text message from my mom:
DA YAYAS WER RUNING AROUND DA HAUS LKE PLAYGROUND. DEY USED NET, PLANGANA, N PAIL N STIK. WE WER HIDNG N COMPUTER ROOM. WE WER VRY SCARED. IT HAS 2 DIE 2MORO.
translation:
THE MAIDS WERE RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE IT WAS A PLAYGROUND. THEY USED A NET, WASHBASIN AND PAIL AND STICK (TO CATCH IT). WE WERE HIDING IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. WE WERE VERY SCARED. IT HAS TO DIE TOMORROW.
When it initially escaped, I messaged my mother: "Do you know the bite of a Gila monster is poisonous?"
Of course this is utter bullshit and I don't know for sure but I do know the bite is painful. ^_~ I'm a mean person.
This is payback to my parents today after I fought with them. I was pissed that they took my beloved Weinstein Acoustic guitar and built a few *ahem* enhancements into it without telling me because my dad and his so-called band will be performing using it and MY candy-apple-red electric guitar WITHOUT permission that THEY PERSUADED me not to bring to the dorms.
Revenge is sweet.
---
Guess who? I drew this when I got bored in *gasp* Theology class.
LOOK! Animated Hansons!